So you wanna join? Excellent! Just a few things you need to do...
1. Buy the membership (It's only £30, which, FYI, is an absolute BARGAIN!)
2. Book a swim test or get in touch with our coaching sec. You need to do 100m and tread water for five mins. It's not that bad. Plus you only have to do it once. Besides, exercise is good for you!
3. Enter the promised land that is Happy Hour *cough *cough... I mean, sign up to all the trips and socials that will fullfill your heart's desire